yournextlaughgasm:

I don’t trust people who say they’ve never masturbated

(via yournextlaughgasm)

gavrockandroll:

you are the dancing queen

young and sweet

this bitch empty yeet

(via kool-aidohyeah)

yournextlaughgasm:

I don’t trust people who say they’ve never masturbated

(via passi0n--snapping)

yournextlaughgasm:

Reasons why you should let me touch your butt

· I like butts
· You can gasp and say “he touched the butt”
· I like butts

(via yournextlaughgasm)

yournextlaughgasm:

One of the hardest things in the world is trying to figure out which way the fitted sheet goes

(via yournextlaughgasm)

yournextlaughgasm:

that second of fear before pulling back the shower curtains

(via yournextlaughgasm)

yournextlaughgasm:

I don’t trust people who say they’ve never masturbated

(via yournextlaughgasm)

yournextlaughgasm:

I don’t trust people who say they’ve never masturbated

(via yournextlaughgasm)