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stereksextape:

Apparently men don’t like skinny jeans because it leaves nothing to the imaginations?

What is there to imagine?

Yes, there are two legs there what else did you expect, tentacles?

(Source: starspangledsextape, via ball-pointpen)

Typical school day

180mph:

Me: *bench presses the teacher*

Teacher: Put me down

(via howidiotic)

Every year, unknowingly, we pass the anniversary of our future death.

(Source: vasuki, via kaz3kag3)

a-hunter-at-221b:

brain-patterns:

So apparently there’s a sound that is 36 or so octaves below middle c that is so low that it kills you. The sound waves literally kill you. And this sound is only found in dark matter (for what we know). This is so cool

I love science

 (via djinnandddragons)

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wet-monsoon:

oktober2nd:

lana-loves-lingua-latina:

if “barnacles” is a curse word in Spongebob, then how do you explain Barnacle Boy’s name

He’s a fuck boy

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(via b3ards)

angeloespinosas:

"frozen is the best disney movie because it’s the only one that doesn’t concentrate on romantic love"

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??????????????

(via confusingyourgrandparents)

thegreatbigfour:

vaporeonsss:

joshhutchercat:

my heart says yes but my mom says no

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NOT FUNNY

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