livetofightanotherdaymate:

boyfriendhook:

Is Zelena the

Wicked Witch 

or the 

Wicked Bitch

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(via timelessswan)

gymleaderkarkat:


What are you so afraid of!?

I’m REALLY sorry but it looks like they’re about to rap battle

lets-have-some-lotus-flower:

visenyatargaryyen:

laughtercues:

kingjohnkat:

redphonebox:

just so we’re clear, i use

dude

bro

man

gurl

babe

bby

loser

as gender-neutral and affectionate names

don’t forget son

What am I forgetting dad

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You have forgotten who you are, and so forgotten me.

This website is so fucked up

(via robinluucerrr429)

its:

going:

down:

im:

yelling:

timber:

you

better

move

you

better

masturbate

(via g-iggle)

barebackinq:

drunktrophywife:

barebackinq:

Whats more rare? Finding a straight boy or finding a top on tumblr?

I think it’s more rare to find someone who likes your blog :/

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(via g-iggle)

I found my roommate’s twitter…

egobus:

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wow i really got around on the second day of school

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i met her once and I’ve never smoked anything

…I don’t even drink alcohol 

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i’m a socially awkward virgin and i’m 99% sure that wasn’t gospel music 

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i don’t even have her number????????????

(via robinluucerrr429)

If you won’t sing in the car with me when we drive, we can’t be friends

(Source: overdosed, via stop)

Anonymous: How do dick pics make u feel?

the-inspired-lesbian:

lauralittlex:

i want people to know i’m struggling but i don’t want people to know i’m struggling do you see my problem

(via i-really-hate-hyphens)

dovvnload:

My parents believe that I’m the only teenager that: is lazy, stays up late, has a messy room, is constantly emitting high energy gamma rays & levitates in midair while chanting in an unknown language

(via emusworld)

dovvnload:

My parents believe that I’m the only teenager that: is lazy, stays up late, has a messy room, is constantly emitting high energy gamma rays & levitates in midair while chanting in an unknown language

(via emusworld)

ciggawet:

*swipes debit card*
*sweats profusely*
*purchase goes through*
me: God is good all the time
Cashier: all the time God is good

(via kitten-bladder)

dariustwin:

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